in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
im fucking crying. how the hell you this ugly?
bye
I’m crying again
he looks like the thing you put your foot in at a shoe store to see what your size is
(Source: iheartmarinadiamandis)
DAILY REMINDER THAT IT’S OKAY TO HATE THE PEOPLE WHO’VE TREATED YOU BADLY AND IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON
I just saw this on my dash and I laughed more then I’m proud of.
heard you were talking shit
Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
I have no idea what this is…but I love it.
(Source: beesmygod)
i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family
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I just read some Jesus, I light a candle then I blow it out, I smell some peanut butter, and then I go to sleep.
Grace Helbig. (DailyGrace)
